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Where can I get gun sound effects? I love making movies in my free time and I am planning on going to school in that area but for now I am still amateur but my problem is I dont have a good source for Gun sound effects along with any kind of bullet hit sounds and blood squirting noises, so if you know of any site or DVD that is a good source for these sounds that would be greatly appreciated, and money is no problem so feel free to put up free and paid options. | | You can try entertonement.com | What is your fave line from the movie juno ? Mine are when she is talking with her dad in the movie and he was like the person who thinks the sun shines out of your *** that`s the person worth sticking around for.I also like where she says you should of gone to china I head they give out babies like free ipods they put them in the little squirt gus . | | PORK SWORDS!! | Is this a scene from a anime or a movie and if not is there one like it? A little boy with dark brown hair and brown eyes to match is right in front of his mom, who was sitting on a bench applying a thick layer of cream onto his face, was trying to pull away from her grip.
"Fredward Karl Benson, stay still. One more layer of sunscreen and you'll be free to play for a half an hour." His mother said while squirting out a clump of sunscreen on his face and smearing it all over her son's face, arms, and neck. | sounds kinda dirty. lol. i believe that the thing you search for is this
www.fanfiction.net/s/6017085/1/iP…
it's not a manga or movie but a fan fiction. i think | Best size!? I am an African and one of the pple who agree that size doesn't matter, although matters to some. For me it matters in the sense that most men feel shy with a tiny dick; and am one of them! I have not measured it, because it is always measured in inches and I use the metric system. Now is there a way (and free ofcourse) of enlarging (length& width/girth) it to normal size! What is recommended size anyway (metric system pliz!)! I have satisfied all my women in life, but using all sorts of techniches, like making them squirt alot, but I use a lot of energy and calories; and I always feel shy whenever my penis retracts to its original size after sex! I mean I need a representable size! Watching the guys in porn movies makes me inferior! I know many answers are that so long as you please and satisfy your partner, it's enough!But your partner also needs something tangible to hold, suck and feel,....not my cigarette size! Any free advice and help will be highly appreciated. | there should not be any problem, you said it yourself. you satisfied lots of women.
its would be challenging and an opening line should they comment about it, like " would you like to try it " or " let it grow in your mouth". take it to your advantage.
dont believe all you see in porns...they're a set up.
watching one "grow" and feeling it grow in my mouth makes me moan and slowly retracting in me!
you're appreciated. | If you have any experience with latex masks...? Okay, lol, this is somewhat of a strange question, but if you are a costume designer as myself, you wont think so.
Weve all seen How the Grinch Stole Christmas. And us interested in costtuming I am sure have researched how in the world they made Jim Careys face look so amazing in it. They used latex and molded it onhis face.
At my high school, we are doing a musical, somewhat like the Hoodwinked movie, which includes this 3 pigs and the Big Bad Wolf.
I really want to do a mask using the same Grinch concept for the big bad wolf, so if you have any experience or just knoledge in the feild, I have a question.
Bathroom Caulking is basically the same thing (silicone free) correct? Could I just use it. Squirt in on the subjects face, and carve around it, then let it dry? | | never try latex mask | Does anyone know this songs name? here's the lyrics..it's bothering me that i can't figure out the name!!
(First we) **** bitches, (then we) get money x4
(then we) **** bitches, (but first we) get money x4
spend money like it grow on trees
that's why my wrist on chill and my neck on freeze
i just make baby hits some of this OG
then i'm kissing on her friend while she kiss on me
i ain't buying ****, baby better trick on me
wouldn't even give a bad ***** dick for free
see it costs for the boss
SL with the top down, riding round sitting next to something sauce
ha! the RockStar in the building
theres a rock everywhere like a bar in the building
tell the ballet bring the car to the building
don't hate, guns not far from the building
drops like a ceiling (?) and floats like a pilgrim (?)
life of a RoskStar. Oh! what a feeling
and i ain't worried about the haters or the snitches
to keep it real i rather
First we) **** bitches, (then we) get money x4
(then we) **** bitches, (but first we) get money x4
I ball like i'm in the NBA
u got them different color J's on, them be fake
not me, Prada, Gucci, Louis
stepped out the house like i'm dressed for a movie
oohwe! she wet like a jaccuzi
and after she do her, i make her do me
lil' mama got a body full of tattoes
i like her friend and her sister, they bad too
if you're a bad ***** then i'm at you
like a piece of pound cake (?) and a fat dude
you can get it from the bed to the bathroom
go on babe, do them lifts like a vacuum
(First we) **** bitches, (then we) get money x4
(then we) **** bitches, (but first we) get money x4
I like them girls, but i love my gwuap
whole bunch of hundreds in a big, fat not
Benzes and Beamers, fresh of the lot
big face wrist whatch, like Flavor Flave clock
diamonds and rubys
Fendi and Coogi
fresh of the store, got your whore acting choosey
dinner and a movie
if she acting BOOSHEY?(bootsei)
i make the ***** wipe a ***** down like Boosie
yea! the girl know how it go down
she get it up and then she go down
im feeling like \"**** rapping\"
i'm trapping the coke went platinum
earrings like high beams
medallion on the chain like a wide screen
and i'm on like a wide screen
squirt it on her eye like Visine | | the canadian national anthem?? | Restroom fun? Complement people on their shoes
Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall.
Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
Start a sing-a-long.
Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is
anyone in there. If the answer is yes, ask if they are busy....
Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
Say "Oops.... missed" while squirting water around the bowl
and under the walls into other stalls.
Switch off the lights.
Collect a door charge.
Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?".
Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
Put Glad Wrap over the toilet bowl.
Offer refreshments.
Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
Make a jello in the bowl.
Hang up signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
One word: GOLDFISH | | If you know who someone is in the bathroom, pretend your talking on your cell phone about them! | What would you do if you had telepathy? Writing an essay for english I got a 5.3 out of 6 a 90 I want a higher score and I can't think of anymore ideas. I can only have the power of telepathy for one day. This is the essay so far(if u wanna read it):
We all were astonished by the movie Matilda, a mega smart second grader with the supremacy to move objects with her mind. If I were to be granted the gift of telepathy for one day it would be a rather lethargic experience. This sacred power could help me on my slothful moments and the most intimidating conditions in my everyday life.
Without a doubt, my power of telepathy would not allow me to step a foot onto the rough carpet of my bedroom floor. I envisage laying under my balmy, cozy sheets on a Friday night with no plans, I decide to find a show on television; where is the remote? The remote is waiting on the far right of my dresser, sitting with my perfumes, waiting for my hand to grasp a tight hold of it. Lazy I forbid myself to lift my relaxed body off my sweet spot on my snuggly bed. My grateful present strikes as I squint my eyes and in a matter of three seconds the device is floating gracefully in the air. I do not even have to lay a finger on the remote just point and bam I am watching, The Ghost Whisperer, my favorite show.
Moreover, I would be able to have a dentist cleaned mouth without the sky-scraping bill. Finally I would get out of my bed after my effortless night and hover in the mid air into the bathroom. Standing in front of the mirror as I look at myself in parallel form I flash a smile and my toothbrush arises into my mouth. I secure my mouth shut after three minutes my mouth is already a glistening white without flossing yet.
Furthermore, I would have an Aishwarya Rai movie star look. My job is to look into the mirror conduct my brushes as beautiful brown, red and green colors onto my smooth silky face. As I feel the brushes gliding along my cheek bones and eyelids I smirk into the mirror because I can have ultimate perfection in beauty for a day wish the Oscars was that day.
Relevantly, I definitely would l not be on my hands and knees on tiles scrubbing bath tubs, mopping floors, vacuuming, cooking, and mowing the lawn or any other house hold chores. With just a few wags of my handy left and right index fingers, my household will be dazzling in a matter a five minutes verses a whole day of blood, sweat labor. As I conduct this cleaning orchestra the vacuum would plug in itself, swiffer becomes self squirting and dusters dusting from corner to corner; shelf to shelf. It would be even better than having fifty French Maids cleaning the house. Of course, there will be no around the furniture cleaning, sofas would be lifted up to touch the ceiling as I zap with my right index finger to pick up the spare change and vacuum with my left.
Granted, I could never paint a perfect masterpiece. Going to the art studio and being in a class of people my age that can paint the Mona Lisa free hand is quite embarrassing for me. For once in my life I will be able to paint a bowl of fruit flawlessly. Bananas would be perfectly curved, grapes plump and juicy and apples painted in dazzling red. Without even wearing a smock my eyes go from the brush to the pallet to the paper my eyes go cross eyed watching my self technically paint this beautiful artwork.
Hence, I picture myself strolling along the Ocoee streets in my car to pump gas with my finger from inside my car without even rolling the window down, when suddenly there is a hold up inside the gas station. A masked man with one hand tightly clamped around the clerk's neck with a knife in the other hand. From outside the window I move my eyes from the knife in the criminal's hand to the clerk's hand. Then, I make the cigarette shelf behind the robber plunge on top his head. The old clerk must think he just fought him off as he calls the police with a smirk on his face. I go back to my car inaudibly as I wag my finger to pump my gas I grin as well for my deed and to know I made this old defenseless man feel physically powerful.
Also, at night I would be able to actually, physically fly in the air like batman and lurk around for trouble such as muggings, rape and shootings. I would be able to swoop down and lift them up to safety to got to their own homes or the hospital for the injured. At least, until midnight before my powers melt away.
Therefore, for one day I would be able to entertain my sluggish self with no effort but a light wag of my index finger, have a thoroughly clean, sparking home, paint a master piece, have a gorgeous face and save a life. The gift of telepathy is a bittersweet power that comes in handy in everyday life and to be a super hero even though it would only last one day it's an experience that would have superb memories to last my lifetime. | You seem to be confusing telepathy and psychokinesis.
Telepathy is the ability to read minds, or to communicate with somebody else, over a distance and without using technology.
Moving objects using nothing but your mind is called psychokinesis, or somtimes telekinesis. (See the link.) I believe that your teacher would know this... so you're describing the wrong superpower. Sorry! | Best size!? I am an African and one of the pple who agree that size doesn't matter, although matters to some. For me it matters in the sense that most men feel shy with a tiny dick; and am one of them! I have not measured it, because it is always measured in inches and I use the metric system. Now is there a way (and free ofcourse) of enlarging (length& width/girth) it to normal size! What is recommended size anyway (metric system pliz!)! I have satisfied all my women in life, but using all sorts of techniches, like making them squirt alot, but I use a lot of energy and calories; and I always feel shy whenever my penis retracts to its original size after sex! I mean I need a representable size! Watching the guys in porn movies makes me inferior! I know many answers are that so long as you please and satisfy your partner, it's enough!But your partner also needs something tangible to hold, suck and feel,....not my cigarette size! Any free advice and help will be highly appreciated. | i have no idea what "small" means to you so i'll take it to mean that it's anywhere between 2 inches to 4. if its 5 and up, dont worry too much, unless the women in your area are way too big.
surgery might do more harm than good. im not sure you can trust any other means. but hey, so long as you can satisfy your women anyways, what's the problem? others got bigger ones but dont know how to use them, no matter how much they try, so u might still be luckier.
and yes, some women prefer medium sized ones. some women are actually SCARED of a big one because it hurts way too much.
i once asked a friend what breast size is ideal. he said that all sizes are ok as long as its not just a nipple. so i guess the same goes for men-- all sizes could be ideal as long as its not just the head. |
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